Is at hand a surgery I can achieve to translation my vertical butt crack into a horizontal one? serious responses merely?

I think it would be so coolie to hold a horzontal butt crack I was wondering if theres any doctor who can achieve a surgery of this nature. I would even settle on a butt divided into four pieces.Is at hand a surgery I can achieve to translation my vertical butt crack into a horizontal one? serious responses merely?
no. and doing specifically very idealistic.
the butt muscles (gluteus maximus) would be damaged and you will own difficulty walking, sitting, etc.
No, and I'm serious.
i think that a plastic surgeon could do that but it might be a problem near the big muscles that are in your butt close to when you flex so I don't know if they would do it. if they did it would cost a lot but you never know i know family with their tongue spit resembling a snake.

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